Drink up + fuck off surpise and we’ll make your shiny

and we’ll make your shiny little dreams come true

Adding a touch of luxury to this fun toy

A favourite quote

The Wild Cthulhu Tentacle Dildo will give you exactly what you’re looking for

Drink up + fuck off surpise and we’ll make your shinyLooking to add a splash of sass to your coffee table? Our Sweary Coasters are here to serve up your drinks with a side of cheeky charm. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and aren't afraid of a little colorful language. What youll get: A set of 4 or 6 round coasters, each printed with your chosen photos Vibrant, full colour printing on smooth, durable material 9cm diameter big enough for your mug, wine glass, or even that weirdly shaped